Answer these questions

If you could have any middle name, what would you choose?

If you had a really smart monkey that could learn any trick, what trick would you teach him?

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, the evening, all over this land. What would you do if you had a hammer?

When you make that 4am run to White Hen (or Circle K or 7-11), what do you normally bu

Have you ever eaten or have you ever actually seen anyone eat a convenience store pickle wrapped in plastic? If so, please elaborate.

If you were named President of the World tomorrow, wt would be your first edict? (Must start with "Hear ye, hear ye...")

Which do you feel is a more effective way of shunning/scolding someone: shaking your fist or wagging your finger in their direction?

If you could be any deli meat, what would you be? (Vegetarians, please change meat to cheese; Vegans, please change meat to soy product.)

Are you zemmiphobic?

If I gave you $20, would you cut your hair with a flowbee?

Do you know who Rick Mercer is?

Well, you should.

If you were to have Gordon Shumway over for dinner, what would you make?

In the war between Smurfs and Snorks, who wins and how?

If you could be any rockstar from 1983-1987 who would it be? And what video would you be most excited to make?

Who would you rather be trapped on a desert island with: RATT or Robby Roadsteamer?

Who should have lost an arm in the 80s instead of that one guy from Def Leppard?

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?

Seriously... what is the deal with airplane food?

Do you know what your problem is?

You do realize that mad cow disease and Asian bird flu are totally made up diseases by hippies on copious amounts of acid, right?

"When I touched the Great One's mustache, he cured me. Surely he is blessed above all men,"... Who is the "Great One"?

If you were challenged to a beard growing contest with Chuck Norris, what style beard would you grow?

If you were destined to fight the great Chuck Norris, what art would you attempt to engage the master in?
WHY is Chuck Norris so awesome?


If Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Vin Diesel accompanied each other in singing the Song that Never Ends, what would happen?

LIGHTNING ROUND

Fartman VS Bat Boy?

Muppets VS Fraggles?

Mullets VS handlebar moustaches?

Pleather VS polyester?

This VS that?

Shenanigans VS tom foolery?

Pam Anderson VS Pamela Lee?

Cheese fries VS corn fritters (note: both are equally white trash)?

DUCK vs FROG?