Homophobia is a motherfucker (literally?)

At Barnes & Noble, there is this girl I hate. She is annoying, stupid, bossy, and basically sucks at life. Last night I found out she is also a bible thumping homophobic. She actually had the nerve to say to my boss, a lesbian, that my boss is a sinner and going to hell with the rest of the liars and robbers.

ARE YOU KIDDING???????? I was pretty mad when I found this out. Honestly, who the fuck do you think you are, you stupid cunt? And like I told my boss, she really could have given the gays a better sin to compare it to. Like coveting thy neighbor's wife, obviously.

So I've decided that a call to arms is necessary. I should like all of my female friends to come with me to Barnes & Noble when she's working, and I'm not, so we can hold hands and generally canoodle and make this bitch vomerate. Yes, I am five years old, but it's a great plan and you know it.

What say you?