1.18.2006

Operation: No More Fatties

I have been on a pretty serious mission to lose some weight. I have decided being fat is dumb, and cheesecake is not really all that delicious. Amanda and I have been going back to the gym, I've been eating well, and Podunk and I have been taking extended walks. I'm still at a point where I'm not really sure what I'm doing is right, but I'm learning. On Saturday Amy and I are going to Weight Watchers which she has so eloquently dubbed "Fat people school". I've heard Weight Watchers is one of the few diet plans that works. Amy has already lost 14 pounds in 2 weeks. I really, really, really want to lose weight. I am the irritated owner of 15 chins and I am furious about it. My face is fat, and so is my stomach, and I've had it. The hardest thing so far is working at Barnes & Noble's cafe twice a week. Their carrot cake is super delicious, and the stuffed pretzels are incredible. But fuck them. Carrots are pretty good, too. Anyone reading this with any thoughts or advice, please leave them below. Thanks for your time

-Fat America.

5 comments:

Justin Weeks said...

run. Just run till you cant run anymore. Do it everyday. LBs will drop off like whoa.

Anonymous said...

I can go with you to the gym if you'd like. I would join just to help.

Anastasia Beaverhousen said...

Justin,

I actually ran for the first time in FOREVER without feeling knee pain. I was on the ellyptical (sp?) for about 20 minutes, walked the track, did some weights, then went on the treadmill. I was walking at first, and was annoyed cuz I didn't break a sweat, so tried running. I've been afraid to run forever cuz every time I do my knees throb for days. Well, I ran. And it was fine, so I am gonna run longer tomorrow. I win.

And Dave, you just wanna watch Amanda work out, and laugh at me when I run.

Anonymous said...

No, I just want to help. If I wanted to watch chicks in spandex run, I could look out my window at the park.

Anonymous said...

Good luck with it all. I just walked for the first time in FOREVER and it was nice! I shall help you keep track of your points if needed (Budlight=2)